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[[Start]]
<<link Options>><<run Dialog.setup("Options"); Dialog.wiki(Story.get("Options").processText()); Dialog.open()>><</link>>
<<link Credits>><<run Dialog.setup("Credits"); Dialog.wiki(Story.get("Credits").processText()); Dialog.open()>><</link>><img class="full" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/choose.jpg" height="100%" usemap=#map>\
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[[Warrior]]
[[Mage]]
[[Archer]]
<<audio "trilha" volume 0.2 play>>
<<run UIBar.destroy()>>
<<cacheaudio "youdiedsound" "https://contrafatual.files.wordpress.com/2019/11/you-died-hd.mp3">>
<<cacheaudio "trilha" "https://contrafatual.files.wordpress.com/2019/11/a-slave-to-no-one-mp3.mp3">>
<<cacheaudio "fireball" "https://contrafatual.files.wordpress.com/2019/11/186932__readeonly__fire-explosion.wav">>
<<set $vgal to 10>>\
<<set $at to 0>>\
<<set $de to 0>>\
<<set $da to 0>>\
<<set $dag to 0>>\
<<set $ma to 0>>\
<<set $esquiva to 0>>\
<<set $feitiço to 0>>\
<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/warrior.jpg">
Lawful Good, Professional Unemployed Knight.
Kinda slow, kinda ignorant, but OP in attack.
You have heard rumors that a local shrine has been overrun by an evil creature and clerics are paying a good reward to those who sweep it away. You have nothing else to do so you think 'Ok, let's go'.
[[Ok|Entrance - Warrior]]
[[Back|Start]]
<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/archer.jpg">
Chaotic Neutral, vegan, nihilistic, marginal art lover.
Smart lightweight, ninja level agile, can see in the dark.
You learned of the location of a legendary creature whose eggs cost a fortune on the illegal market. You don't eat anything of animal origin, but you need to raise some money.
[[Ok|Entrance - Archer]]
[[Back|Start]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/mage.jpg">
Chaotic Evil, coffee lover, cat person.
Ambitious, arrogant, iconoclastic, slightly powerful and considerably non-athletic. Knows spells and some ancient languages.
Passing through a village, you discovered that a fantastic creature had taken over the local shrine. There is a reward for getting it out of there.
[[Ok|Entrance - Mage]]
[[Back|Start]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/caverna.jpg">
You are at the entrance of the cave. The place is dark, smells like chicken poop and dead people. What will you do?
[[Go ahead|Spiked - Warrior]]
[[Light a torch|Cave - Warrior]]
[[Turn around and go home|Coward]]
<<set $ataque to 10>>\
<<set $defesa to 10>>\
<<set $dano to 10>>\
<<set $vida to 12>>\<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/caverna.jpg">
You are at the entrance of the cave. The place is dark, smells like chicken poop and dead people. What will you do?
[[Go ahead|Spikes - Archer]]
[[Light a torch|Cave - Archer]]
[[Turn around and go home|Coward]]
<<set $ataque to 12>>\
<<set $esquiva to 12>>\
<<set $dano to 8>>\
<<set $vida to 10>>\
<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/caverna.jpg">
You are at the entrance of the cave. The place is dark, smells like chicken poop and dead people. What will you do?
[[Go ahead|Spiked - Mage]]
[[Cast lighting spell|Cave - Mage]]
[[Turn around and go home|Coward]]
<<set $ataque to 6>>\
<<set $defesa to 6>>\
<<set $esquiva to 6>>\
<<set $dano to 6>>\
<<set $vida to 10>>\
<<set $mana to 15>>\<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/wdead.jpg">
You have fallen into a spike trap and unfortunately you are not spike-proof.
[[Ok|YOU DIED]]
<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/armadilha.jpg">
You can see that there is a spike trap just in the middle of the way and you can go around. On the wall there are some curious inscriptions.
[[Go ahead|Bright Place - Warrior]]
[[Read inscriptions|Inscriptions - Warrior]]
<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/fugiu.jpg">
You ran away in fear before you even took the first step, and never came back. Unfortunately you died of remorse.
[[Ok|YOU DIED]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/lugar.jpg">
After wandering in the dark, you get to a bright place. There is a staircase right ahead and an exit on the right that looks like leading to a waterfall.
[[Go ahead|Sanctuary - Warrior]]
[[Turn right and go to the waterfall|Waterfall - Warrior]]
[[Go back|Cave - Warrior]]
<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/incri%C3%A7%C3%B5es.jpg">
The inscriptions are really curious
Underneath the freaks dancing with what appears to be a poorly drawn bird, there are characters in an incomprehensible language and a symbol that you understand as clearly satanic.
[[OK, go ahead|Bright Place - Warrior]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/santu%C3%A1rio.jpg">
You have found what appears to be a sanctuary. Seemingly immortal candles light the place. But your bladder is full.
[[Hold it and go ahead|Chicken - Warrior]]
[[Piss|Piss - Warrior]]
[[Go back|Bright Place - Warrior]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/cachoeira.jpg">
You found that yes, it really is a waterfall. And there is also a cave. The smell of chicken poop intensifies.
[[Enter the cave|Eggs - Warrior]]
[[Go back|Bright Place - Warrior]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/galinha.jpg">
You found the chicken. She is really badly drawn. She is distracted, as if praying to a higher being and begging for mercy. But she broke into the wrong shrine.
[[Stealth attack|Sneak Attack - Warrior]]
[[Call her a sucker|Sucker - Warrior]]
[[Go back|Sanctuary - Warrior]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/santu%C3%A1rio.jpg">
You are lawful good and know that you should not pee in a holy place. Which is a shame because you are really in need.
[[fff|Sanctuary - Warrior]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/galinha%20ataca.jpg">
Your armor makes too much noise and you ended up alerting the chicken. Now she will unleash all her fury on you.
<<set $de to random(1, $defesa)>>\
<<if $de > 5>>[[Block|Blocked - Warrior]]\
<<else>><<set $dag to random(1, 8)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[Block|Peck - Warrior]]\
<<else>>[[Block|Damaged - Warrior]]\<</if>>\
<</if>>
[[Run|Peck - Warrior]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/galinha%20ataca.jpg">
The chicken is pissed off. No one calls a chicken a sucker.
<<set $de to random(1, $defesa)>>\
<<if $de > 5>>[[Block|Blocked - Warrior]]\
<<else>><<set $dag to random(1, 10)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[Block|Sucker Peck - Warrior]]\
<<else>>[[Block|Damaged - Warrior]]<</if>>\
<</if>>
[[Run|Sucker Peck - Warrior]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/morreu%20galinha.jpg">
You died of a super powerful peck. This is mainly due to the fact that you were a sucker.
[[F_ck|YOU DIED]]
<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/bloqueou%20galinha.jpg">
You managed to block the fatal peck. Your little sword glows to signal that it's time to make a counterattack.
<<set $at to random(1, $ataque)+4>>\
<<if $at > 5>><<set $da to random(1, $dano)+4>>\
<<if $da >= $vgal>>[[Attack|Killed Chicken - Warrior]]\
<<else>>[[Attack|Hit - Warrior]]<</if>>\
<<else>>[[Attack|Missed - Warrior]]<</if>>
[[Run|Peck - Warrior]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/matou%20galinha.jpg">
Yeah, you really are OP. The sword tore the chicken's bust clean and surgical. Impressive.
[[Get the loot|Cursed - Warrior]]
[[Go home|The End - Warrior]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/tesouro.jpg">
You killed the chicken and earned the reward. Clerics can now pray in their sanctuary again.
But you did not know that the chicken was a sacred creature and unfortunately you will not enjoy the treasure because you will die from a violent curse.
THE END
<<link Credits>><<run Dialog.setup("Credits"); Dialog.wiki(Story.get("Credits").processText()); Dialog.open()>><</link>>
<<link "Restart">><<run Engine.restart()>><</link>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/ovos.jpg">
You have found the creature's eggs, but you notice that there is something strange about the shadow casted on the wall, as if you have suddenly become a poorly drawn chicken.
[[Get the eggs|Chicken Deathtrap - Warrior]]
[[Run|Chicken Deathtrap - Warrior]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/morreu%20galinha.jpg">
You didn't even saw what happened, but what happened was that you took a powerful peck and died instantly.
[[Ouch|YOU DIED]]<img class="youdied" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/you%20died%202.gif">
<<audio "youdiedsound" play>>
<<timed 7s>><<run Engine.restart()>><</timed>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/w%20galinha%20dano.jpg">
You hit the chicken. She takes some damage but she can still fight. She is coming for you.
<<set $vgal -= $da>>\
<<set $de to random(1, $defesa)>>\
<<if $de > 5>>[[Block|Blocked - Warrior]]\
<<else>><<set $dag to random(1, 8)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[Block|Peck - Warrior]]\
<<else>>[[Block|Damaged - Warrior]]<</if>>\
<</if>>
[[Run|Peck - Warrior]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/w%20dano.jpg">
The chicken hits you. You take some damage but you can still fight.
<<set $vida -= $dag>>\
<<set $at to random(1, $ataque)>>\
<<if $at > 5>><<set $da to random(1, $dano)>>\
<<if $da >= $vgal>>[[Attack|Killed Chicken - Warrior]]\
<<else>>[[Attack|Hit - Warrior]]<</if>>\
<<else>>[[Attack|Missed - Warrior]]<</if>>
[[Run|Peck - Warrior]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/galinha%20ataca.jpg">
You try to attack but you missed. The chicken prepares a devastating attack against you.
<<set $de to random(1, $defesa)>>\
<<if $de > 5>>[[Block|Blocked - Warrior]]\
<<else>><<set $dag to random(1, 10)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[Block|Peck - Warrior]]\
<<else>>[[Block|Damaged - Warrior]]<</if>>\
<</if>>
[[Run|Peck - Warrior]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/mdead.jpg">
You have fallen into a spike trap and unfortunately you do not know any spike invulnerability spells.
[[Ok|YOU DIED]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/armadilha.jpg">
You can see that there is a spike trap just in the middle of the way and you can go around. On the wall there are some familiar inscriptions.
[[Go ahead|Bright Place - Mage]]
[[Read inscriptions|Inscriptions - Mage]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/lugar.jpg">
After wandering in the dark, you get to a bright place. There is a staircase right ahead and an exit on the right that looks like leading to a waterfall.
[[Go ahead|Sanctuary - Mage]]
[[Turn right and go to the waterfall|Waterfall - Mage]]
[[Go back|Cave - Mage]]
<<if $mana > 0>>[[Cast a spell|Cast a Spell]]<<else>>[[Cast a spell|No Mana]]<</if>>
<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/incri%C3%A7%C3%B5es.jpg">
The inscriptions are really familiar.
It is written:
"They tremble before the All-Pecking Chicken. She's strong, she's tough, she's mean and she's thick.
He who desecrates her room will suffer terrible consequences."
Immediately afterwards there is an ancient conjuring ritual, which you have studied somewhere and now you memorize, but do don't remember exactly what is the effect.
[[OK, go ahead|Bright Place - Mage]]
<<set $feitiço to 1>>\<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/santu%C3%A1rio.jpg">
You have found what appears to be a sanctuary. Seemingly immortal candles light the place. If you were an ordinary person, you would probably want to pee at this time. But you are a wizard and your urine is instantly teleported through a magic spell on your bladder.
But this sanctuary is so cool that your iconoclastic verve insists that you should give it a little expression.
[[Hold it and go ahead|Chicken - Mage]]
[[Piss|Piss - Mage]]
[[Go back|Bright Place - Mage]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/cachoeira.jpg">
You find a potentially good place to meditate, but the smell of chicken poop is growing stronger.
[[Enter the cave|Eggs - Mage]]
[[Go back|Bright Place - Mage]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/galinha.jpg">
There's the damn chicken. She is distracted, probably thinking of some way to destroy the government and enslave humans. You would ally with her if she wasn't so rude.
<<set $ma to random(1,10)>>\
<<if $ma > 5>><<if $mana > 0>>[[Cast Fireball]]<<else>>[[Cast Fireball|Fireball No Mana]]<</if>><<else>>[[Cast Fireball|Fireball Failed]]<</if>>
<<if $esquiva > 6>>[[Sneak Attack|Killed Chicken - Mage]]<<else>>[[Sneak Attack|Sneak Failed - Mage]]<</if>>
[[Call her a sucker|Piss - Mage]]
[[Go back|Sanctuary - Mage]]
<<if $feitiço > 0>>[[Draw a ritual symbol on the floor|Ritual - Mage]]<</if>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/galinha%20ataca%20m.jpg">
You insulted the majestic chicken and now she is pissed off. Unfortunately, your casting is too slow.
<<set $de to random(1, $esquiva)>>\
<<if $de > 5>>[[Dodge|Dodged - Mage]]\
<<else>><<set $dag to random(1, 10)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[Dodge|Peck - Mage]]\
<<else>>[[Dodge|Damaged - Mage]]\<</if>>\
<</if>>
<<set $de to random(1, $defesa)>>\
<<if $de > 5>>[[Block|Blocked - Mage]]\
<<else>><<set $dag to random(1, 10)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[Block|Peck - Mage]]\
<<else>>[[Block|Damaged - Mage]]\<</if>>\
<</if>>
<<set $dag to random(1, 10)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[Speak to her|Peck - Mage]]\
<<else>>[[Speak to her|Damaged - Mage]]\<</if>>
<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/matou%20galinha%20m.jpg">
You hit the chicken and she is knocked out! Well, that was... unexpected. Did you cheated?
[[Get the eggs|Treasure - Mage]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/m%20galinha%20dano.jpg">
You hit the chicken. She takes some damage but she can still fight.
<<set $vgal -= $da>>\
<<set $de to random(1, $esquiva)>>\
<<if $de > 5>>[[Dodge|Dodged - Mage]]\
<<else>><<set $dag to random(1, 8)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[Dodge|Peck - Mage]]\
<<else>>[[Dodge|Damaged - Mage]]\<</if>>\
<</if>>
<<set $de to random(1, $defesa)>>\
<<if $de > 5>>[[Block|Blocked - Mage]]\
<<else>><<set $dag to random(1, 8)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[Block|Peck - Mage]]\
<<else>>[[Block|Damaged - Mage]]\<</if>>\
<</if>>
<<set $dag to random(1, 8)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[Speak to her|Peck - Mage]]\
<<else>>[[Speak to her|Damaged - Mage]]\<</if>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/galinha%20ataca%20m.jpg">
Your try to attack but you missed. The chicken prepares a devastating attack against you.
<<set $de to random(1, $esquiva)>>\
<<if $de > 5>>[[Dodge|Dodged - Mage]]\
<<else>><<set $dag to random(1, 10)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[Dodge|Peck - Mage]]\
<<else>>[[Dodge|Damaged - Mage]]\<</if>>\
<</if>>
<<set $de to random(1, $defesa)>>\
<<if $de > 5>>[[Block|Blocked - Mage]]\
<<else>><<set $dag to random(1, 10)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[Block|Peck - Mage]]\
<<else>>[[Block|Damaged - Mage]]\<</if>>\
<</if>>
[[Speak to her|Peck - Mage]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/esquiva.jpg">
You managed to dodge the fatal peck. Your staff glows to signal that it's time to make a counterattack.
<<set $at to random(1, $ataque)+2>>\
<<if $at > 5>><<set $da to random(1, $dano)+4>>\
<<if $da >= $vgal>>[[Attack|Killed Chicken - Mage]]\
<<else>>[[Attack|Hit - Mage]]<</if>>\
<<else>>[[Attack|Missed - Mage]]<</if>>
<<set $dag to random(1, 8)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[Speak to her|Peck - Mage]]\
<<else>>[[Speak to her|Damaged - Mage]]\<</if>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/m%20morreu.jpg">
You took a legendary peck. Well done. Maybe next life.
[[F_ck|YOU DIED]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/m%20dano.jpg">
The chicken hits you. You take some damage but you can still fight.
<<set $vida -= $dag>>\
<<set $at to random(1, $ataque)>>\
<<if $at > 5>><<set $da to random(1, $dano)>>\
<<if $da >= $vgal>>[[Attack|Killed Chicken - Mage]]\
<<else>>[[Attack|Hit - Mage]]<</if>>\
<<else>>[[Attack|Missed - Mage]]<</if>>
<<set $dag to random(1, 10)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[Speak to her|Peck - Mage]]\
<<else>>[[Speak to her|Damaged - Mage]]\<</if>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/lugar.jpg">
You have a limited amount of mana to cast spells. Choose wisely. Plus, there is a chance the spell will fail.
Which spell would you like to cast?
<<set $ma to random(1,10)>>\
<<if $ma > 5>>[[Arcane Shield]]<<else>>[[Arcane Shield|Spell Fail]]<</if>>
<<if $ma > 5>>[[Enchant Staff]]<<else>>[[Enchant Staff|Spell Fail]]<</if>>
<<if $ma > 5>>[[Haste]]<<else>>[[Haste|Spell Fail]]<</if>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/arcane%20shield.jpg">
You feel a protective energy surrounding you.
[[Ok|Bright Place - Mage]]
<<set $mana -=5>>\
<<set $defesa to 10>>\
<<if $mana > 0>>[[Cast another spell|Cast a Spell]]<<else>>[[Cast another spell|No Mana]]<</if>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/enchant%20staff.jpg">
Your staff begins to glow ominously.
[[Ok|Bright Place - Mage]]
<<set $mana -=5>>\
<<set $ataque to 10>>\
<<set $dano to 10>>\
<<if $mana > 0>>[[Cast another spell|Cast a Spell]]<<else>>[[Cast another spell|No Mana]]<</if>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/Haste.jpg">
You feel a lot faster.
[[Ok|Bright Place - Mage]]
<<set $mana -=5>>\
<<set $esquiva to 10>>\
<<if $mana > 0>>[[Cast another spell|Cast a Spell]]<<else>>[[Cast another spell|No Mana]]<</if>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/bloqueou%20galinha%20m.jpg">
You managed to block the fatal peck. Your staff glows to signal that it's time to make a counterattack.
<<set $at to random(1, $ataque)+4>>\
<<if $at > 5>><<set $da to random(1, $dano)+2>>\
<<if $da >= $vgal>>[[Attack|Killed Chicken - Mage]]\
<<else>>[[Attack|Hit - Mage]]<</if>>\
<<else>>[[Attack|Missed - Mage]]<</if>>
<<set $dag to random(1, 8)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[Speak to her|Peck - Mage]]\
<<else>>[[Speak to her|Damaged - Mage]]\<</if>>''The Bird'' was based on [[this post|https://www.facebook.com/tramas.peculiares/photos/a.1433814799970807/1433815323304088]].
Ilustrations and game design by [[Alex Damaceno|https://www.instagram.com/gnarledmonster/]].
Code and additional design by [[Janos Biro|https://janosbiro.itch.io/]].
Soundtrack: "A slave to no one", composed by [[Jonathan Shaw|https://jshaw.co.uk]]
Share: <a href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?url=https://gnarledmonster.itch.io/the-bird&&hashtags=indiegames&text=Play The Bird" target="_blank"><img class="icon" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/images/twitterimg.png"></a> \
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[[Support this game|https://gnarledmonster.itch.io/the-bird/purchase]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/morreu%20galinha.jpg">
See, you shouldn't call a chicken a sucker.
[[F_ck|YOU DIED]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/tesouro.jpg">
You killed the chicken and earned the reward. Now you can continue your plan of world domination. Unfortunately it will not work and you will end up dying violently.
THE END
<<link Credits>><<run Dialog.setup("Credits"); Dialog.wiki(Story.get("Credits").processText()); Dialog.open()>><</link>>
<<link "Restart">><<run Engine.restart()>><</link>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/final%20w.jpg">
You killed the chicken but didn't required any reward, as a real hero should do. Clerics are very happy that they can now pray in their sanctuary again.
That was very fortunate because, as a cleric explains to you, the chicken was a sacred creature, and you are carrying a violent curse. He offers to lift the curse from you for free, since are so lawful good. Just another day in a freelancer knight's life.
THE END
<<link Credits>><<run Dialog.setup("Credits"); Dialog.wiki(Story.get("Credits").processText()); Dialog.open()>><</link>>
<<link "Restart">><<run Engine.restart()>><</link>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/galinha%20queimada.jpg">
sound_of_burning_chicken.mp3
[[Lol, ok|Cooked Chicken - Mage]]
<<audio "fireball" play>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/galinha%20simbolo.jpg">
The chicken is pissed off and coming towards your trap.
[[Ok|Chicken Traped - Mage]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/simbolo.jpg">
You draw the ritual symbol on the floor. If you remember the ritual well, it will probably do something that you do not remember exactly what it is.
[[Call her a sucker|Sucker - Mage]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/lugar.jpg">
Nothing happens.
[[Give up|Bright Place - Mage]]
<<set $mana -=5>>\
<<if $mana > 0>>[[Try again|Cast a Spell]]<<else>>[[Try again|No Mana]]<</if>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/lugar.jpg">
Not enough mana.
[[Ok|Bright Place - Mage]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/armadilha%20a.jpg">
You are a ninja and trap-proof in the dark. Just awesome.
[[Ok|Bright Place - Archer]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/armadilha.jpg">
Now with the place lit up, you realize that there is something very artistic about the wall.
[[Go ahead|Bright Place - Archer]]
[[Read inscriptions|Inscriptions - Archer]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/galinha.jpg">
Nothing happens.
[[Give up|Chicken - Mage]]
<<set $ma to random(1,10)>>\
<<if $ma > 5>><<if $mana > 0>>[[Try again|Cast Fireball]]<<else>>[[Try again|Fireball No Mana]]<</if>><<else>>[[Try again|Fireball Failed]]<</if>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/galinha.jpg">
Not enough mana.
[[Ok|Chicken - Mage]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/galinha%20ataca%20m.jpg">
You are too slow and too clunsy for that. The chicken is coming at you.
<<set $de to random(1, $esquiva)>>\
<<if $de > 5>>[[Dodge|Dodged - Mage]]\
<<else>><<set $dag to random(1, 10)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[Dodge|Peck - Mage]]\
<<else>>[[Dodge|Damaged - Mage]]\<</if>>\
<</if>>
<<set $de to random(1, $defesa)>>\
<<if $de > 5>>[[Block|Blocked - Mage]]\
<<else>><<set $dag to random(1, 10)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[Block|Peck - Mage]]\
<<else>>[[Block|Damaged - Mage]]\<</if>>\
<</if>>
<<set $dag to random(1, 10)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[Speak to her|Peck - Mage]]\
<<else>>[[Speak to her|Damaged - Mage]]\<</if>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/ovos.jpg">
You found the creature's eggs, but she found you too.
<<if $esquiva > 6>>\
[[Get the eggs and run|Egg End - Mage]]
[[Fight the chicken|Piss - Mage]]
<<else>>\
[[Get the eggs and run|Chicken Deathtrap - Mage]]
[[Fight the chicken|Chicken Deathtrap - Mage]]
<</if>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/m%20morreu.jpg">
You're not fast enough. You took a legendary peck. Well done. Maybe next life.
[[F_ck|YOU DIED]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/m%20ending.jpg">
You got the valuable eggs. You don't know exactly what you're going to do with them, but you do know that it involves the destruction of society and world domination.
THE END
<<link Credits>><<run Dialog.setup("Credits"); Dialog.wiki(Story.get("Credits").processText()); Dialog.open()>><</link>>
<<link "Restart">><<run Engine.restart()>><</link>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/luz.jpg">
The circle shines brightly and furiously. The chicken is dumbfounded. You too, because you don't remember what exactly is going to happen.
[[Ok|Chicken Traped 2 - Mage]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/capturada.jpg">
Now you remembered: it was a conjuration spell, just the other way around. The chicken was been unconjured into the shape of an egg.
[[Sure|The End - Mage]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/m%20ending.jpg">
Now you have a powerful new pet that can be conjured at will. You don't know exactly what you're going to use it for, but you do know that it involves the destruction of society and world domination.
THE END
<<link Credits>><<run Dialog.setup("Credits"); Dialog.wiki(Story.get("Credits").processText()); Dialog.open()>><</link>>
<<link "Restart">><<run Engine.restart()>><</link>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/galinha%20cozida.jpg">
You cooked the chicken. And it shall make a great offering unto the lord of darkness.
[[Get the eggs|Treasure - Mage]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/lugar.jpg">
After wandering in the dark, you get to a bright place. There is a staircase right ahead and an exit on the right that looks like leading to a waterfall.
[[Go ahead|Sanctuary - Archer]]
[[Turn right and go to the waterfall|Waterfall - Archer]]
[[Go back|Cave - Archer]]
<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/incri%C3%A7%C3%B5es.jpg">
Very artistic. Certainly a subversive graffiti. The chicken represents the oppressive power, the crazy ones represent freedom of expression. Amazing.
[[OK, go ahead|Bright Place - Archer]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/santu%C3%A1rio.jpg">
You have found what appears to be a sanctuary. Seemingly immortal candles light the place. But your bladder is full.
[[Hold it and go ahead|Chicken - Archer]]
[[Piss|Piss - Archer]]
[[Go back|Bright Place - Archer]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/cachoeira.jpg">
You found that yes, it really is a waterfall. And there is also a cave. The smell of chicken poop intensifies.
[[Enter the cave|Eggs - Archer]]
[[Go back|Bright Place - Archer]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/ovos.jpg">
You have found the creature's eggs, but you notice a strange presence with deadly intentions behind you.
<<set $de to random(1, $esquiva)>>\
<<if $de > 5>>\
[[Get the eggs and run|Get Eggs - Archer]]
[[Fight|Piss - Archer]]
<<else>>\
[[Get the eggs and run|Chicken Deathtrap - Archer]]
[[Fight|Chicken Deathtrap - Archer]]
<</if>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/a%20morreu.jpg">
You are not fast enough and ended up taking a powerful peck. As you fall asleep from death, you reflect on life and finally discover that it has meaning. But now it's too late.
[[F_ck|YOU DIED]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/galinha.jpg">
You found the chicken. She has a marginal and expressive trait. She is distracted, as if thinking about the meaning of life. You feel empathy for her.
[[Declare your empathy for her|Chicken Attack - Archer]]
[[Go back|Sanctuary - Archer]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/galinha%20ataca%20a.jpg">
You have disrespected the chicken's territory. She is pissed off.
<<set $de to random(1, $esquiva)>>\
<<if $de > 5>>[[Dodge|Dodged - Archer]]\
<<else>><<set $dag to random(1, 10)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[Dodge|Peck - Archer]]\
<<else>>[[Dodge|Damaged - Archer]]\<</if>>\
<</if>>
<<set $dag to random(1, 8)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[I don't kill animals|Peck - Archer]]\
<<else>>[[I don't kill animals|Damaged - Archer]]\<</if>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/pegou%20ovos.jpg">
The chicken is too slow for your ninja level. You escaped and ran away with the eggs.
[[Ok|The End - Archer]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/matou%20galinha%20a.jpg">
The chicken was shot in an unpleasant place and died of 100% natural causes. Don't worry, you weren't responsible for that.
[[Get the treasure|Treasure - Archer]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/a%20galinha%20dano.jpg">
You hit the chicken. She takes some damage but she can still fight.
<<set $de to random(1, $esquiva)>>\
<<if $de > 5>>[[Dodge|Dodged - Archer]]\
<<else>><<set $dag to random(1, 10)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[Dodge|Peck - Archer]]\
<<else>>[[Dodge|Damaged - Archer]]\<</if>>\
<</if>>
<<set $dag to random(1, 8)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[I don't kill animals|Peck - Archer]]\
<<else>>[[I don't kill animals|Damaged - Archer]]\<</if>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/galinha%20ataca%20a.jpg">
Your try to attack but you missed. The chicken prepares a devastating attack against you.
<<set $de to random(1, $esquiva)>>\
<<if $de > 5>>[[Dodge|Dodged - Archer]]\
<<else>><<set $dag to random(1, 10)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[Dodge|Peck - Archer]]\
<<else>>[[Dodge|Damaged - Archer]]\<</if>>\
<</if>>
<<set $dag to random(1, 8)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[I don't kill animals|Peck - Archer]]\
<<else>>[[I don't kill animals|Damaged - Archer]]\<</if>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/esquiva.jpg">
You ninjaly dodged and left the chicken in a vacuum. This is the perfect time to hit an arrow in a not very pleasant place.
<<set $at to random(1, $ataque)+4>>\
<<if $at > 5>><<set $da to random(1, $dano)+4>>\
<<if $da >= $vgal>>[[Attack|Killed Chicken - Archer]]\
<<else>>[[Attack|Hit - Archer]]<</if>>\
<<else>>[[Attack|Missed - Archer]]<</if>>
<<set $dag to random(1, 8)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[I don't kill animals|Peck - Archer]]\
<<else>>[[I don't kill animals|Damaged - Archer]]\<</if>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/a%20morreu.jpg">
Unfortunately, the all-pecking chicken kills animals. As you fall asleep from death, you reflect on life and finally discover that it has meaning. But now it's too late.
[[F_ck|YOU DIED]]<img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/a%20dano.jpg">
The chicken hits you. You take some damage but you can still fight.
<<set $at to random(1, $ataque)>>\
<<if $at > 5>><<set $da to random(1, $dano)>>\
<<if $da >= $vgal>>[[Attack|Killed Chicken - Archer]]\
<<else>>[[Attack|Hit - Archer]]<</if>>\
<<else>>[[Attack|Missed - Archer]]<</if>>
<<set $dag to random(1, 8)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[I don't kill animals|Peck - Archer]]\
<<else>>[[I don't kill animals|Damaged - Archer]]\<</if>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/galinha%20ataca%20a.jpg">
Apparently she is not very enchanted by your enlightened speech. What can you do, you need the reward.
<<set $de to random(1, $esquiva)>>\
<<if $de > 5>>[[Dodge|Dodged - Archer]]\
<<else>><<set $dag to random(1, 10)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[Dodge|Peck - Archer]]\
<<else>>[[Dodge|Damaged - Archer]]\<</if>>\
<</if>>
<<set $dag to random(1, 8)>>\
<<if $dag >= $vida>>[[I don't kill animals|Peck - Archer]]\
<<else>>[[I don't kill animals|Damaged - Archer]]\<</if>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/tesouro.jpg">
You ran away with the chicken eggs and got the reward. But your guild found that the chicken did not die of natural causes, which resulted in your expulsion and a fine that left you with approximately zero monies.
You fell into depression and threw yourself off a cliff, but you couldn't die because you're too ninja, which eventually raised your self-esteem again.
THE END
<<link Credits>><<run Dialog.setup("Credits"); Dialog.wiki(Story.get("Credits").processText()); Dialog.open()>><</link>>
<<link "Restart">><<run Engine.restart()>><</link>><img class="right" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/M/tesouro.jpg">
You ran away with the chicken eggs and got the reward. However, you received a slight warning from the vegan guild, which, despite being against the theft of animal eggs, was in need of coins to support its cause.
THE END
<<link Credits>><<run Dialog.setup("Credits"); Dialog.wiki(Story.get("Credits").processText()); Dialog.open()>><</link>>
<<link "Restart">><<run Engine.restart()>><</link>><<link '<img class="cog" src="https://caoseamor.neocities.org/images/cog2.png">'>><<run Dialog.setup("Options"); Dialog.wiki(Story.get("Options").processText()); Dialog.open()>><</link>><<link "Save/Load Game">><<run UI.saves();>><</link>>
<<link "Restart">><<run Engine.restart()>><</link>>